Day 2:

The ubiquitous diamond kite. Unmistakable even from a distance. A few days ago I was flying this kite off of a hill in a park and I heard behind me, "Mommy, Mommy, I want to fly the kite. Whaaaaa!" His mom told him not to come near me and he was totally bummed. Then the rest of the birthday party saw me and they all started crying too.

My social standing is going up already. I'm already the most popular kid at the birthday party. Whee!

Eggs: 0

Butter:0